Share 10 facts about yourself...

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Sure I'll play.

1 - I collect the best jokes and have a file for them. When I'm old and have enough throughout the years, I will publish a jokebook with only the most funny, no restricted dark jokes, and the most funny dad jokes.
2 - I'm 33 and everyone is always shocked cuz I look like 20. Being short sells it more. It's not fun living in san francisco when you're straight but small and cute.
3 - I moved to the other side of the country to get away from my psycho family.
4 - I'm a game designer
5 - I'm a pet food specialist
6 - I'm a musician
7 - I can cook. Some things.
8 - I started from nothing and grew up across the street from a crack house.
9 - I note everything worth noting down. Lessons I learn in life, realizations, ideas, ect... I have a storage of notebooks at home.
10 - It is my experience that alcohol is the solution to many problems in life. I get really good ideas when I get plastered.