Turok 2 : Seeds of Frustration
I know many of N64 fans will dislike this, but I'm reeally disappointed of the PC version of this game.
First of all: you got to be a genius or totally lucky to find all the secrets this game has to "offer", the result of staying in the same level for hours is something that I've never experienced in other FPS (very frustrating). Guess what? The game has just 5 levels, so you can frustrate in each one more carefully than you can frustrate in an average FPS.
Second: why does the pov setting make it look like the player is 50cm tall? why is the player so slow? why does the cameraman want to make me puke by swinging left and right ?
Third: "I AM TUROK!" Yeah ok, I got it. Trashed.
Fourth: Portals? Re-spawning enemies? Save points? What the hell? You want to frustrate the player, then just make him play in a closed environment, what's with this portal thing ?
Kingpin: Life of Macho
First of all: f-words don't help a game look better. This game reeks of macho-ism since the first frames, filled with lot of vulgarity. Tourette's Guy is funnier than this game, for sure.
Second: every character in the game looks like a neckless jelly fatso, and I don't even know if those waving meshes on each 3d model are supposed to make it feel "alive" or just my videocard's issue.
Third: difficult as hell and stupid like a potato.
Fourth: this game is gray and sad, and also crashes everytime I use the shotgun, lol
I'm glad I've downloaded these games from a wi-fi spot and not using my limited broadband connection. I saved 400mb.




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