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    Default Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    1. When your life is in darkness, Pray and ask to free you from darkness..... and
    If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.


    2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    You can be sure of one thing;
    Either the car is new or the wife.


    3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
    Panic is when both are pregnant.


    4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
    & our driver ran away...


    5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
    Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.


    6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
    *Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*


    7. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
    *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
    *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*


    Laughter is the best medicine for everyone. Have a wonderful week ahead.


    Share all your best jokes below!
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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Police: Papers?
    Driver: Scissors, i win!

    Even if it's maybe a bit cliché, this one is still one of my favorites.
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    Gomamon Nanaya


    Also, sorry if my profile pic looks cringeworthy, i am honestly trash at drawing fanart, although i like how this one turned out.

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Ooohh...I can only think of those jokes my dad tells, and they may get me banned.

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    Bison.

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Ryu & Ken: Hey, want to go for a drink?

    Me: Shouryuken!

    Get It? Sure, Ryu & Ken?

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because it was outstanding in it's field

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Be careful with the ladders, they are always up to something

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Quote Originally Posted by ZEGA ZONIC View Post
    Ryu & Ken: Hey, want to go for a drink?

    Me: Shouryuken!

    Get It? Sure, Ryu & Ken?
    Not a fan of SF (sorry), but this made me laugh. I love puns.
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    Also, sorry if my profile pic looks cringeworthy, i am honestly trash at drawing fanart, although i like how this one turned out.

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    Default Re: Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    Son: Mom, can we have Sailor Moon?

    Mom: We already have Sailor Moon at home.

    Sailor Moon at home:

    (If there is a bootleg Sailor Moon, let me know.)

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