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    Default Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

    1. When your life is in darkness, Pray and ask to free you from darkness..... and
    If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.


    2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    You can be sure of one thing;
    Either the car is new or the wife.


    3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
    Panic is when both are pregnant.


    4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
    & our driver ran away...


    5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
    Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.


    6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
    *Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*


    7. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
    *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
    *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*


    Laughter is the best medicine for everyone. Have a wonderful week ahead.


    Share all your best jokes below!

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    Police: Papers?
    Driver: Scissors, i win!

    Even if it's maybe a bit cliché, this one is still one of my favorites.
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    Ooohh...I can only think of those jokes my dad tells, and they may get me banned.

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    What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    Bison.

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    Ryu & Ken: Hey, want to go for a drink?

    Me: Shouryuken!

    Get It? Sure, Ryu & Ken?

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    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because it was outstanding in it's field

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    Be careful with the ladders, they are always up to something

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEGA ZONIC View Post
    Ryu & Ken: Hey, want to go for a drink?

    Me: Shouryuken!

    Get It? Sure, Ryu & Ken?
    Not a fan of SF (sorry), but this made me laugh. I love puns.
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    Son: Mom, can we have Sailor Moon?

    Mom: We already have Sailor Moon at home.

    Sailor Moon at home:

    (If there is a bootleg Sailor Moon, let me know.)

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    Me: Why did That Man named you Dizzy?

    Dizzy: *Spins around*.

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    What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?..

    This tastes a little funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteAngel View Post
    What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?..

    This tastes a little funny.
    XD This reminds me of that "Why don't cannibals eat clowns?" joke.
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    Why I throwed my clock out of the window?

    I wanted to see the time flying

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    A man have a rabbit and he want to sell it, a drunk man approach him and ask: how much this monkey cost? the young man surprised and said: Monkey?! this is a rabbit. The drunk man replied: My friend I'm talking to the rabbit not you.

    A drunk man asked his friend, saying: How is your father doing? Then, he immediately realized that his friend's father is dead, and then he quickly said: Is he still in the same coffin?

    A stupid guy want to flirt with his fat wife he said to her: if you are in India they will worship you. she smile and said: Do you think I'm a goddess? .. he immediately said: no you are a cow.

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    Why did the math book commit su¡c¡d3?
    Because I had a lot of problems.


    A: “Knock, knock.”
    B: “Who’s there?”
    A: “Lettuce.”
    B: “Lettuce who?”
    A: “Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.”
    A: “Knock, knock”.

    What did the philosophical sweet potato say?
    I think, therefore I yam.


    What do you call a fake noodle?
    https://cdn-images.threadless.com/threadless-shop/products/9310/1272x920design_01.jpg?w=1272&h=920


    I disgust as a comedian, but it is my attempt to participate.


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    What dog breed can jump much higher than houses?
    Any dog breed, as houses can't jump.

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    Yesterday I broke three fingers, on the other hand I'm fine.

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    Sakuya: Why are there playing cards in the toilet?

    Clownpiece: Because I'm making a royal flush!

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    I throw a boomerang some years ago, I'm on fear since then.

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    A stingy man eating pistachios while watching a TV program, his wife, who was sitting next to him, asked: Can I have some? .. he gave her only one piece, and she said with astonishment: only one?! Give me more ... he replied: they all have the same taste.

    The teacher in the classroom asks one of his students: What is the wind? the boy answered: urgent air.

    A woman talk to her husband saying: If I had not married you, your life would have been empty. He replied, saying: That's correct, but my wallet would have been full.

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