Laughter is the best medicine for everyone...

[Peppermint Patty]

I went to the store yesterday because wanted to buy some camouflage pants, but couldn't find any.


My grandfather will always be remembered for dowing over 50 planes during war, it's unlikely the army will ever have such a bad mechanic again.

[Gomamon]

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus and i lost my job as a bus driver.

(sorry if i said this incorrectly, but i find this joke hilarious)

[Vogel]

i dont know if i have any jokes appropriate for mugen archive but ill try.
wanna see some ground beef?
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yea i know this isnt funny at all lol

[Finola]

i dont know if i have any jokes appropriate for mugen archive but ill try.
wanna see some ground beef?
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yea i know this isnt funny at all lol

It took me a bit of time to understand, but that joke was really good.
Thank you very much!

I love cows too much: to see them and eat them... It's also a joke, I wouldn't eat a cow

[Gomamon]

i dont know if i have any jokes appropriate for mugen archive but ill try.
wanna see some ground beef?
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yea i know this isnt funny at all lol

Good one.

I have a stupid one you will hate:
Michael Jackson watches some movie of his choice.
Later, after he finishes watching it, a fan asks him a question:
"Michael, what was the film like?"
"It was a Thriller!" Michael responds.

Sorry.

[Thicco]

1: I'm cold.
2: Go to the corner.
1: Why?
2: Because it's 90 degrees!

[Procrastinator]

1: I'm cold.
2: Go to the corner.
1: Why?
2: Because it's 90 degrees!

Celsius users be like

[Gomamon]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[Pulloff]

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkin?
Christopher Reed.

[Marzavis613]

What is a wingless fly?

A walk.

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“You’re.”

“Your what?”

“You’re stupid.”

[Blue Phoenix]

Seriously, I wanted to click on the "Funny" buttons for everyone, but I clicked once and was already blocked from clicking more.

Anyone who laughs at me is bad.

[Bwarx]

Thats some straight facts 😂

[Gomamon]

What did John Lennon say to a kid who didn't want to eat his veggies?
"Give Peas a Chance!"
(I ran out of ideas.)

[++Sparky++]

-A man talk to his wife he said: before I marry you I felt my luck was bad. she replied with a question: and now? he said: now it's confirmed.

-A programing engineer man his wife give a birth to a twin girls he name one: Log in and other: Log out.

-An idiot wanted to train his son to run he tied him with a train.

[Gomamon]

1. I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them work.

2. Taco: Can we taco about it?
Nacho: No!
Taco: Why?
Nacho: Because i am nacho friend anymore!

3. Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elves Presley!