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    I would like to hire the merchant from Resident Evil 4 as my investment advisor.
    So whenever I'm making a bad deal, he would tell me " What are you bouying?! " or "What are you sellin' ?! "

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    Place for people to fart? It's called farting lot.

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    I love finding such pics while randomly surfing the images search results for "has science gone too far" memes.
    Yup, too far for this one lol

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    made this meme today, while working on a new artwork.
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    How do you know how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?







    Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now....

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    This one might be offensive

    What do you call a gay Israeli?

    heblew

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    Quote Originally Posted by r7465 View Post
    This one might be offensive

    What do you call a gay Israeli?

    heblew
    Where people tell jokes, and other stuff. Not a controversial thread.XD
    Ma kumwail anahne sawas, Peki rehi..
    And you are my only true friend. XD

    Welcome to my blog.
    https://bradsalo.blogspot.com/2017/1...tages.html?m=1

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    1 - What you get if you cross a Parrot and a Centipede?
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    ...a Walkie Talkie!

    2 - Did you heard about the Burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
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    Now he's a Hardened Criminal!

    3 - What is called when a Chameleon can't change its color anymore?
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    A Reptile Dysfunction!

    4 - They say Revenge is dish best served Cold...they also say thar Revenge is Sweet...
    ...
    so basically Revenge is Ice Cream.

    5 - Two cannibals are eating a clown...
    One looks at the other and says:
    Cannibal1: "Hey, why you're leaving that arm to the side?"
    Cannibal2: "Because i remain the best for last..."
    Cannibal1: "What, the Fingers?"
    Cannibal2: "No...The Funny Bone!"
    https://mugenarchive.com/forums/customsignaturepics/sigpic31181_9.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulambo View Post
    I would like to hire the merchant from Resident Evil 4 as my investment advisor.
    So whenever I'm making a bad deal, he would tell me " What are you bouying?! " or "What are you sellin' ?! "

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    Rockstar Games surely make the strangest cheats.
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    In this situation we have a teacher and a student.
    The student is currently using his phone.
    Teacher:"Get off your phone!"
    Student:"How do you know that I'm on my phone, huh?"
    Teacher:"Because nobody looks down at their crotch and smiles..."

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    A dude walks past a cop and says " Oh no, f*** the Police! " the cop replies "What the hell?! I'm taking you under arrest!" the dude takes out earphones "Sorry, I was listening to the radio, I hate Sting!" the cop " Oh... that's fine. I've misunderstood." the dude "Of course you've misunderstood, you stupid pig!"

    and then the dude gets arrested.

    Every breath you taaake....

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    you guys hear about the guy who stole a calander?

    He got 12 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulambo View Post
    Rockstar Games surely make the strangest cheats.
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    I used this code once and asked my cousin what it is about (I had no idea what a prostitute is, my old innocent self was too good), and he didn't know what it meant. I don't know if he doesn't know what it means (we're not English) or he just wanted an excuse to prevent the discussion

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    knock knock
    whose there
    im
    im who
    im going to rob your house

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    Penguins are black and white. Some old T.V shows are black and white. Therefore, some penguins are old T.V shows.

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    p♥♥♥s
    weenis
    meanus
    genius

    Jimmy Nuetron

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    So a horse walks into a bar,
    the bartender says "Why the long face?",
    the horse then replies with "I don't know Tom why do you have to be such a dick?"
    The man, realizing that horses don't talk, woke up from his dream and told his wife the story.
    The wife was uninterested and told Tom to go back to bed.
    Tom fell asleep in tears remembering that his marriage was in shambles.

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    My life is a joke.

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