I was late to work because... I had to make the Mac and cheese? And something about my car having to warm up. I fell asleep and then it was 11:44.
Later I go to a parking garage and a toy car is in the way so I had to move it. Except it was just two parking spaces away so no I didn't have to move it at all. Then a kid drives in with a boney jeep and parks next to me. He gets in my mom's car (which I'm apparently taking now I guess) and parks on the opposite side of the garage.
Later my family owns a Target apparently. My manager came in a Santa costume and my Dad said that we could lie as to why I was late. I said no and I just walk up to him but he completely ignores me and shakes my brother's hand. I get frustrated and break a bunch of dishes to see how he reacts. All he does is bend down and sweep the broken pieces in a pile. I do it again with the same results.