Some hobo trying to get in my house while I sweep leaves.
My brother leaves the door wide open. The hobo with a shopping cart is getting ready to run right in but I reach the door an tell him to go away. He walks away frustrated but then starts talking to me about various subjects while being very active and walking around my entire front lawn pointing at various parts of my house like "That needs to be fixed!" Everything he points at is not broken at all, or even there.