Quote Originally Posted by MKMugen View Post
Samurai Cop is an unintentionally hilarious action movie. One of the funniest parts about it is they hype up the hero cop's martial arts skills, but they hardly ever show him using his sword. It's especially true in the sequel, where the villain is played by, of all people, Tommy Wiseau.

Bubba Ho-Tep is literally about a senile Elvis Presley, still alive (unbeknownst to the world, thinking he's just an impersonator) teaming up with a black man who thinks that he's JFK to stop a mummy dressed as a cowboy from sucking the souls out of the elderly through their asses.
I saw THIS at a the local comic shop, and my mind immediately jumped to this convo from months ago.

http://i65.tinypic.com/kcmluo.jpg

I almost got it out of sheer amazement, but ended up passing, as I didn't want to spend any more than I already had done...