Dumbest thing you did as a child

[pomba gira]

as a child I once eaten a chocolate that I found on the street then it gave me instant diarreah and I had to poo wherever possible and it was my neighbours garden they noticed and told my parents now my parents are in constant war with them after decades of this thing happened and the neighbours still call me the shit child one day their dog died and they blamed me so I repeated the gross thing but this time intentionally to demote them from talking sh*t about me they sued me though now I must stay at least 100 meters from their house so said the court how impressive how a war can end

looks like rotten, but as my mother says: candies are pure devil.