What was the dumbest thing you did as a child?
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What was the dumbest thing you did as a child?
I dropped a toy down a drain.
When i was like 4 years old i tried to drink perfume but my dad stopped me before i did.
I fed a battery to a pig
when I was a lot younger, I put my mom's mascara all over my face
I ate butter without bread.
sniffing & licking chairs :facepalm2:
oh, and also licking batteries
i ate a coin
I ate a stick and had to go to the hospital
hair away from hitting a major artery
Apparently I had a Tigger plush that would be wet with my saliva (cuz I was a child and children like to put things in their mouth for no reason) and I would be sucking on it constantly. I don't remember how it looked like, and I don't want to imagine.
Rode a bicycle into a monsoon drain. It was a weird feeling getting slime inside open cuts then dragging self home, washing the wound, then pretending nothing happened out of embarrassment x.x
I put my hand on the stove and burned it when I was, like, three or four.
銀玉鉄砲を鼻に向けて発射し、鼻の奥に詰まり病院でとってもらいました。母親にとても怒られま した。
I ran my head into an old box TV screen when I was around 3-4 years old.
I was holding a sparkler that had just gone out and I touched it for no reason.
i dunno, i dont have memories about that
You're lucky. My memory of burning my hand on the stove as a toddler isQuote:
Originally Posted by yifferman
just as painful looking back as it was then! Besides burning my hand on the
stove when I was three or four, when I was around the same age, my dad
gave me a model ship to play with in the bathtub. I snapped the whole thing
into pieces and laughed as I watched the tiny little model pirate cannons get
sucked down the drain. I was a lot younger then, and my ADHD was totally
out of control then. :facepalm2:
well, "the Chancla" do miracles in my childhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary Spyro
so much memories, don't know whick is the dumbest.
I remeber this, i was around 6-10 and i had made myself a makeshift molotov cocktail, using rubbing alcohol, a jar wich i punched a hole on the cap, a napkin, and i think nail polish
i had then went to an old Tim Hortons who has been abanndoned got behind it and threw it, my child brain didnt know that fire spreads easily so i just ran off the fire just spead to the walls of the old building and died around 6-10 minutes later it wasnt anything too bad and nobody knew that did it.
It's hard to decide what's the dumbest thing I've ever done.
- Wash my mouth with soap.
- Play with a lamp and electrocute myself.
- Running in sandals and falling on my face.
- Plant a whole snack and wait for a plant to grow.
- Trying to wash a loaf of bread that fell on the floor.
That and there must be some more that I don't remember.
Oh god i remember crying when i asked my grandma how old was she, and then i just started crying thinking that she was old and gonna die soon :cray:
Here is some dumb things I did as a child:
.swallowed a penny
.jumped down a flight of stairs thinking I can fly
.jumped into the deep part of my aunties pool knowing I didn't know how to swim
Fell in love with a girl that she didn' t like me and be liked by other ten boys.
Oh my God LOL. That was prettyQuote:
Originally Posted by Thecheeseburglar
dangerous. You're probably lucky
you didn't seriously hurt yourself.
Punched my Spanish teacher in first grade because I thought she was annoying.
Oh my God! That IS bad........Quote:
Originally Posted by FabulousKilljoy
1.) ate a "corn" that grew on a vine on top of a tree and got my little bros to do eat it with me ... they turned out to be poisonous.
Felt my throat burn and started suffocating. Had to induce vommiting on the spot. Scary moment.
2.) graffiti the roof with candle. Almost burned down the house... dad gave us the spanking of our lives.
3.) got in a fight with my brother using a real katana from my dad... my bro grabbed the hammer. Thank goodness sister was there to stop us or one of us would've died.
I was 6 and didn't know any better and told a racist joke at a family reunion.. we haven't had one since.
I ate a spider that I crushed with a rock.
open mouth kissed a horse
Put laxative chocolate in my history teachers hot chocolate then lock all the toilets! Yeah maybe classed as silly but hilarious watching my teacher run to the bathroom.
Banging my head to walls
Ouch, was this through sport or something or randomness?Quote:
Originally Posted by footloose1
Extorting hundreds of euros from my family...
It's one of the things we regret more than others.
Wow, guess ya got me beat all i did was play pranks and kind of still do from time to time.
Those last two are amazing
[RE: FabulousKilljoy] Oh boy, I’d be damn scared about the aftermath. But some teachers have their own unconventional rules and ways to do things. I don’t mean elementary school but higher. It’s where they might become a problem and source of unnecessary drama.
That would depend on the prank
the pranks i pull dont hurt anyone.