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Plusle2019
1st January 2017, 16:11
The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant."
In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.

CinqueMasuta
1st January 2017, 16:25
an excellent narrative indeed.

keawn326
1st January 2017, 20:44
Squid pro quo, you folks reading should be providing elaborate reviews for this story already. ---That was the best pun I could think of on the spot unfortunately.